Thank you, Japan Airlines.
No, I have never flown Japan Airlines. No, I have never been to Japan. I probably won’t in the future, either. That is a very, very long flight.
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Thank you, Japan Airlines.
No, I have never flown Japan Airlines. No, I have never been to Japan. I probably won’t in the future, either. That is a very, very long flight.
But if I were going to fly to Japan, I would use japan Airlines because of one thing: When picking out seats, the airline lets you see where people traveling with babies are sitting so you can avoid sitting near them.
Bravo.
I don’t hate children. I had a couple. But honestly, I like them better as adults. They listen, are pleasant, take an interest in things that aren’t themselves, don’t poop in their pants. You know, the basics.
When my kids were little, they were like a lot of kids. They ran around a lot. They cried and threw fits. In general, they annoyed their parents and pretty much everyone around them (except for their grandparents. For some reason, grandparents are immune to misbehaving grandkids.)